
As for the Short Stranger himself, he is now apparently the length of not just any cucumber, but an "english hothouse cucumber." Sometimes babycenter.com can be oddly specific about their consumable metaphors. He seems to be sloshing about all over the place, since sometimes I feel him up near my ribs, and other times way down near my groin. He's also managed kick Mike in the head on several ocassions (Mike likes to listen to my belly to hear him move).
Babycenter.com has this to say about his developments this week:
The network of nerves in your baby's ears is better developed and more sensitive than before. He may now be able to hear both your voice and your partner's as you chat with each other. He's inhaling and exhaling small amounts of amniotic fluid, which is essential for the development of his lungs. These so-called breathing movements are also good practice for when he's born and takes that first gulp of air. And he's continuing to put on baby fat. He now weighs about a pound and two-thirds and measures 14 inches (an English hothouse cucumber) from head to heel. If you're having a boy, his testicles are beginning to descend into his scrotum — a trip that will take about two to three days.
I'd like to know why they are so obsessed with edible-vegetable comparisons. Are you sure that they don't have a secret agenda to raise babies as a meat? Better not let them know you've got one on the way!
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